Established in questionable judgment
Oil paintings that
went slightly wrong.
Purveyors of fine art, in the great tradition of oil, canvas, and insanity. One hundred and twenty classical paintings, each one carrying something it should not. Printed to order as fine-art prints, canvas, and greeting cards.
Signature Gallery
The flagship collection. Masterworks of the Western canon, carefully restored to reveal what the artist surely intended all along.
Seasonal Gallery
Works for the calendar's great occasions. Hang them for a month, apologize for them all year.
Gogh Wash Gallery
Eighty-five paintings pulled from the walls of Gogh Wash, the game where you clean the filth off a masterpiece and immediately regret it.
